"Get to your places!”Alice thought she'd never seen such a curious croquet-ground in her life: the croquet balls were live hedgehogs, the mallets were live flamingos, and the soldiers had to ...

I’m mad. You’re mad.” —The Cheshire Cat in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland 22. “Here’s a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I’ll tell you: Whenever you want it to ...