But, hey. It's 2024. The simulation is simulating. HARD. We live in a world where Patrick Star — yes, THAT Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants — is out here telling McCaffrey how to do his job.

Watch as Spongebob Squarepants' best friend and Nickelodeon legend Patrick Star takes his shot at play-by-play commentary and Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson throws an interception to ...

Manchester United are readying an improved bid to sign Patrick Dorgu, and whether the offer is likely to succeed has been detailed after the Lecce star approved ... said yes to joining Man Utd.