"Sneezed while holding my cat and now I have 40 stitches on my arms and legs and he’s already ran halfway to Alaska." ...

he recalled. His task, as he saw it, was to find the joke that would make both groups laugh. One of his best jokes from those days, he told me, was about being pulled over by the police and ...

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