Profile: Agent Lament is currently stationed at Site-11, though he is transferred as necessary. Agent Lament is one of the Foundation's containment specialists, and is regularly assigned to …

Nov 1, 1998 · Agent Lament noted, almost in passing, that it was All Saints Day as he tore off his calendar. He tossed the old day aside, chuckling slightly at the new one. "Scientists are all …

Several instances of SCP-4498 carry Agent Lament into the courtyard and drop him in front of the table. He is naked and gagged. One of the instances removes the gag.

Sep 21, 2011 · Lament was woken by a hard shake to his shoulder, his hand immediately flying to his hip, reaching for his gun to shoot and kill immediately until he looked up and recognized …

Mar 18, 2025 · Humble, sarcastic, irritable, and absolutely loathes having to repeat himself every time anyone mishears his dry jokes. Former member of the Marine Corps. with a highly-prolific …

Aug 18, 2024 · Agent Lament and Dr. Light's first encounter was a typical Foundation meet-cute — which is to say, it happened during a catastrophic containment breach and involved …

Agent Troy Lament sat in the passenger seat, thinking, while his partner and best friend, Agent Herc Leroc, drove at 20 miles over the speed limit (which was his average driving speed). At …

Oct 20, 2022 · Subject: SCP-953 Result: A tiny fox lady, near to bouncing off the walls with energy. Upon initial creation, she jumped on a D-Class, kissed him on the lips, shoved her …

Nov 8, 1998 · "Denied, Agent." Lament looked up at the panel of three doctors, swallowing and licking his lips slightly. "Ma'am?" "Denied," she repeated. He only knew two of the three …

Jun 7, 2011 · At this point, SCP-723-D was instructed to “not sass me” by Agent Lament, resulting in SCP-723-D being repeatedly struck with a cricket bat, taken from the locker of Dr. Light. Dr. …