Apr 16, 2016 · Posted by u/privacyact - 84 votes and 3 comments

Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Members Online A guy from the New York City was cruising at high speed down a Georgia back road he crested a hill and hit 2 hitchhiking hippies.

Oct 4, 2021 · One day at work my boss was setting up this joke, and without thinking I quoted this reply…he did not understand the reference and the whole team thought I just had a sick sense of humor 😭

Jul 27, 2023 · Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.

Jun 13, 2022 · I love both of these jokes!!My father was a surgery resident literally in the early 1940s. These jokes were told exactly the same way back then! True that. True now. He first told them to me in my teens about 40 years ago…

CPR doesn't revive a person, that's movie make believe. What it does do is prevent/reduce brain damage until professionals with the right tools and knowhow are able to revive someone. Reply reply

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Dec 12, 2013 · Dad joke in CPR Class I took a CPR/AED class last night, and the instructor was an older gentleman who must be a grandfather twenty times over, because he had this to share: Now if the child has swallowed a coin, when you're clearing it out of the mouth, you're not looking for a dime or a nickel.

2.2K votes, 41 comments. I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.

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