SASQUATCH REPELLENT Long Lasting Protection From Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

Jan 9, 2025 · Here at Squatch Away!®, we take our role as stewards of the environment seriously. That’s why we’re proud to remind you that our legendary Sasquatch repellent is specifically formulated to avoid disturbing the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.

Jan 16, 2025 · Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.

Jan 16, 2025 · Squatch Away! ® 's Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount on all of our aerosol repellents , with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Squatch Away!® is the only anti-Sasquatch repellent on the market that has a 200% guaranteed. With a one spray of Squatch Away!®, Bigfoot and Yeti are sure to be on the run. 8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

We’re always tuning our formulas to ensure the best repelling qualities for all bipedal hominoids, including, but not limited to Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snow Monster, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, or Bigfoot.

Jan 16, 2025 · Squatch Away! ® 's Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount on all of our aerosol repellents , with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Jun 2, 2010 · Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.

This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you'll be pleased with the results. Just in time for Summer, we've specially formulated Squatch Away!® with a delightful Polynesian Luau aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Sasquatch™. 8 …

Jan 15, 2024 · Venture into the fascinating world of cryptids at the International Cryptozoology Museum, where curiosity meets the extraordinary. As you explore exhibits on Bigfoot, Yeti, and other mysterious creatures, remember to protect yourself from any lurking Sasquatches on your next outdoor adventure.